What movies have not aged well?
Last Updated: 17.06.2025 05:25

From Russia With Love
-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.
-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!
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-J W Pepper
-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?
-Bond slapping Tracy.
-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…
-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.
-Two words. Mickey Rooney.
-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”
-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.
On Her Majesty’s Secret Service
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-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.
Breakfast at Tiffany’s
-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…
The Man with the Golden Gun
-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”
Dr No
A View to a Kill
Goldfinger
Moonraker
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-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.
Octopussy
You Only Live Twice
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-All the bad guys are black.
-”Ah so!”
The Living Daylights & Rambo III
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-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd
-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.
-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.
-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.
-Choo Me? Hai Fat?
-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.
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Diamonds Are Forever
Live and Let Die
-”She is very sexyful!”